Life

Carded for DayQuil?

I am super ungood (not a real word) at guessing ages. Therefore, when I serve adult beverages, I card everyone …

Going to the dump

I am not sure if this is a small town thing, a Forks thing or just my family thing but when I was a child one of my family's favorite.......

  • Sep 25th, 2015 by

A new television show?

I don’t often listen to our local radio station for two reasons: First of all, I have to be parked in their parking lot for my stereo to even pick it up......

Remembering the Olympic Theater

On May 9, 1930, the Olympic Theater opened for business. Movies previously had been shown in the IOOF hall, but this was a real theater........

  • Sep 17th, 2015 by

Back in 1997

Am, is, are, was, were, be, being, been, have, had, has, do, does, did, can, could, shall, should, will, would, may, might, must. These are the verbs of being............

Larkin…..More than a back-yard chicken

Due to their vulnerability, the average life expectancy of a backyard chicken is only about three years.........

  • Sep 11th, 2015

Doggone news

Last Thursday afternoon the Forks Forum office was sort of like the happiest place on earth, sort of like Disneyland without.........

  • Sep 11th, 2015 by

Invest in people

It’s the start of a brand new school year and little Johnny is all excited as he’s looking forward to catching up with all his classmates..........

  • Sep 11th, 2015

Who Loves a Ford? (Not this Ford)

Due to a recent schedule change, I have been subjected to the cruel and unusual punishment of driving my husband’s quirky Ford..........

Tidbits….

Nothing says happy Monday morning like waking up to a squirrel in your living room. How do you know...........

  • Sep 3rd, 2015 by

Not This Again

While cruising around Facebook the other day, I came across a post where a woman shared a photo that said, “Pray for Washington.” She added her own comment which said......

Moe Flores is getting old …

Well, he may not look it but Forks handyman Moe Flores is going to have his 60th birthday on Sept. 5............

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Welcome Cannabis Coast & Puffin Café!

You may have heard by now that The Smoke House is being transformed into a recreational marijuana shop. ........

  • Sep 4th, 2015

Happy Bankiversary!!!

Many people have been asking me about it so I’m just going to publicly announce my exciting news; Sept. 23 will be my 11th bankiversary.......

Driving the ‘Unique Miss Dixie’

What is it that is driving this turbo-powered, ever-ready, red hat kind of lady?

  • Aug 28th, 2015

Remembering…..Sappho

In 1929, J.M. “Pop Goody” Goodwin constructed a building to serve as a tavern he called Goody's........

  • Aug 21st, 2015 by

Complimentary Nasal Rebreathers

In response to last week’s column about the hot springs aroma, someone said to themselves, “I’ll show her!” and alerted me to their wonderful article explaining why some hot springs smell........

The mysterious disappearance of Mr. Robison

What if someone in your family disappeared? Just decided to leave their life behind, start a new life ........

  • Aug 13th, 2015 by

It’s the sulfur, we swear!

I went to the hot springs this weekend. If you have never been there before, you need to know one thing about the place........

Little Al Genson, the duck that defied the odds

I am not sure what year I got mallard ducks but it was quite a while ago. My aunt lived at Lake Pleasant and an eagle had killed the..........

  • Aug 6th, 2015 by

Forever fourteen

Johnny Brown was the first person that I actually knew that died. It was the summer of 1970.........

  • Aug 6th, 2015 by

A Stand Alone Electrical Plant built in Forks for under $1,000

For all the mistakes I've made along the road to electrical independence, I have exercised some genius in hitching my.........

  • Aug 6th, 2015

Flagger Ahead

Most of you probably don’t know this, but I am a Certified Professional Construction Traffic Controlling Technician Specialist …

  • Aug 6th, 2015

Going home again

For three sisters, a trip on the Forks Chamber's logging and mill tour on July 1 was more than just curiosity about logging........

  • Jul 30th, 2015 by

Goat Monologues

Living in a rural area affords a person the chance to experience the rewards of raising ducks, chickens, sheep and other..........

  • Jul 30th, 2015 by

History from the pages of the Forks Forum Aug. 4, 1977

The old Clallam Bay School will be torn down this summer to make way for new shop, music, art and........

  • Jul 30th, 2015

The Mossy Mess

A while ago I was asked to be a tour guide for a clothing company looking to do a photo shoot at the Hoh Rainforest............

Crazy Columnists

An unpleasant — oops I meant to say, an unpleased visitor to Forks recently was ranting about something that she was extremely unhappy with during her stay in our little town.........

Much Ado About Mutton

A few weeks ago, my co-workers and I were swapping stories of being pulled over for various traffic violations.............

Craters of the Bogachiel

My consuming interest in alternative energy is not the only obsession I have obeyed in steering a dangerous course........

  • Jul 16th, 2015

Love John

When we first started this journey together, I believe I mentioned I have hope in many ways. Hope in a brighter future

  • Jun 25th, 2015

We need to talk

Police Chief Rick Bart's name can be rearranged to spell "Bar Trick." This has very little to do with the column. I just thought it was funny. Now, on to the point

Duke says thanks

Duke had not been at his new home on Merchant Road very long when he wandered on to Calawah Way and was hit by a car the evening

  • Jun 11th, 2015

History Tales to feature county courthouses

The Clallam County Historical Society will celebrate the 100th anniversary of the opening of the Clallam County Courthouse at the society’s annual meeting on

  • Jun 5th, 2015

Dear Class of 2015,

If there is one thing that I wish someone would have said to me back when I was graduating high school, it would have been, “Just sleep on it!”

FILM SCREENING AND DRUMMING EVENT TO BE HELD AT PC FORKS

Peninsula College at Forks invites the public to the West End premiere of House of Learning: The Spirit of the Peninsula College Longhouse

  • May 22nd, 2015

Love John

I thought I had it all figured out on what I would write about this time. I had planned to write about my best friend and in a way

  • May 21st, 2015

Remembering one of our own on Memorial Day

A few years ago I wrote a column for the Peninsula Daily News about the monument that once was in the Forks Cemetery and now has its

  • May 20th, 2015 by

The Day Canada attacked Clallam Bay

Clallam Bay, sweet, quiet, Clallam Bay. Who would ever want to hurt a hair on the head of the little community of Clallam

  • May 20th, 2015 by

Never Heard of him

An out-of-towner recently asked me if I knew a guy named Rod Fleck. “Of course I know him!” would have been the truthful answer