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Real Forks Pop Quiz

Pop Quiz! It’s that time of the year again when I makes things up. Basically I do the…

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Forks Community Hilton

The Real Forks: Between my epilepsy, appendectomy, occasional asthma flare-ups and complications from labor/deliveries, etc., I've been to…

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No ice cream for you!

As most of you may know, Sterling Bank recently switched to Umpqua Bank. What you may not know…

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Humor — bringing new life to obituaries

In Christyland, obituaries would make people smile and maybe even laugh. Unfortunately, as I discovered while writing my…

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Chief of humor

If you haven’t met the Chief of Police of Forks, you need to. He is hilarious! Well, you…

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COPS Spotlight Forks

Forks Outfitters … or Thriftyway … or Thriftmart … or The Store, I’m not sure what the official…

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The Real Forks: Officer Dom

I was talking with the chief of police a few weeks ago and I mentioned that I had…

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The Real Forks: Bottle that and sell it!

Like many of you, I come from a long line of logging industry working fools. They weren’t fools…