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Attention owners of unattractive horses
To everyone thinking of moving to Wilbur, Wash., the place is not as amazing as you think. Before…
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Oh Gram….
I know that every woman says this about her precious loved one so you might be thinking I…
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Dear Thievers Part II,
I’m guessing that when you broke into that shed a few weeks ago and then went back to…
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Hard core fan plan
Living in Pittsburgh taught me a few eye-opening things. For example, there are stores out there that do…
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2016 Prediction
As some of you may recall, this is my third annual predictions column. If for some reason, you…
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So I Wrote a Book
For the first 26 years of my life, I was seriously intent on becoming a lawyer. In a…
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Not everyone has a chainsaw, you know
After our latest super storm, a lady from Port Townsend posted a picture on Facebook of her “storm…
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The Mayor Who Stole Christmas
Every Forksonite in Forks liked Christmas a lot But years ago, Bryon Monohon definitely did NOT........
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Elfie-Thingie
If you have kids or have seen any kids in the past couple of years, you’ve probably heard…
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Puffin review
A few weeks ago, I stood outside the new Puffin Store and watched a pizza delivery car pull…
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The Gravy Train
Even before birth, I knew that I was going to hate cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Therefore........
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Rasmussen-Ford Plumbing?
Last week, while showering, I noticed that I was taking a shath (shower/bath combo). Shaths are lovely sometimes,…
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Chicken skin
Every year, right before Halloween, I remind myself that I need to tell my eerie tale. Every year…