Life
The Mossy Mess
A while ago I was asked to be a tour guide for a clothing company looking to do…
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Crazy Columnists
An unpleasant — oops I meant to say, an unpleased visitor to Forks recently was ranting about something…
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Much Ado About Mutton
A few weeks ago, my co-workers and I were swapping stories of being pulled over for various traffic…
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We need to talk
Police Chief Rick Bart's name can be rearranged to spell "Bar Trick." This has very little to do…
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Dear Class of 2015,
If there is one thing that I wish someone would have said to me back when I was…
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Never Heard of him
An out-of-towner recently asked me if I knew a guy named Rod Fleck. “Of course I know him!”…
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The Life of Crime
A long, long time ago (last fall), in a land far, far away (30 miles out of Forks),…
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Darn Those Nagging Moms
Mothers often are unfairly pegged as being nags who worry too much. That was not the case with…
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Too Forksonite-ish?
In a desperate situation, when she was fresh out of the potty training stage, I taught my oldest…
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The Army of Forks
Having grown up here, I am no stranger to the neverending generosity and support found in Forks. Most…
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Memory Lane
You have been forced to stare at my mug up there 125 times. I apologize for that, but…
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Me-Haul!
If you don’t know me, you should know that I’m roughly as tall as the average third-grader. For…
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Better Late Than Never … Right?
A little over two years ago, an otherwise logical man came to a very illogical conclusion that I…