Police Chief Rick Bart’s name can be rearranged to spell “Bar Trick.” This has very little to do with the column. I just thought it was funny.
Now, on to the point
If there is one thing that I wish someone would have said to me back when I was graduating high school, it would have been, “Just sleep on it!”
An out-of-towner recently asked me if I knew a guy named Rod Fleck. “Of course I know him!” would have been the truthful answer
A long, long time ago (last fall), in a land far, far away (30 miles out of Forks), I was pulled over by a law enforcement officer
Mothers often are unfairly pegged as being nags who worry too much. That was not the case with my “mother” (my gram).
In a desperate situation, when she was fresh out of the potty training stage, I taught my oldest to go to the bathroom in the great
Having grown up here, I am no stranger to the neverending generosity and support found in Forks. Most of you probably bought something from me at one time or another when I was in school.
You have been forced to stare at my mug up there 125 times. I apologize for that, but to celebrate my 125th column
If you don’t know me, you should know that I’m roughly as tall as the average third-grader. For this reason,
A little over two years ago, an otherwise logical man came to a very illogical conclusion that I was wife-material. He proposed on Christmas Day with a karat and a carrot (seriously). Like any normal woman,
Back when I was a kid, I really hated when old people started sentences with “Back when I was a kid.” Now that I’m old, I start at least 66.67 percent of my sentences with this phrase and I don’t care what
I say that I have a day job, but technically speaking, I work at night. I would say “night job” but that sounds
If anyone can find a house in Forks that doesn’t have at least one pair of romeos inside, I will give you the entire contents of my savings
