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    Articles by Christy Rasmussen Ford
    The Mossy Mess
    The Mossy Mess
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • July 30, 2015 6:32 pm

    A while ago I was asked to be a tour guide for a clothing company looking to do a photo shoot at the Hoh Rainforest…………

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    Would you like ice with that water?
    Crazy Columnists
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • July 24, 2015 4:52 pm

    An unpleasant — oops I meant to say, an unpleased visitor to Forks recently was ranting about something that she was extremely unhappy with during her stay in our little town………

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    Sheep in a pick-up.
    Much Ado About Mutton
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • July 17, 2015 11:51 am

    A few weeks ago, my co-workers and I were swapping stories of being pulled over for various traffic violations………….

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    We need to talk
    We need to talk
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • June 11, 2015 6:32 pm

    Police Chief Rick Bart’s name can be rearranged to spell “Bar Trick.” This has very little to do with the column. I just thought it was funny.
    Now, on to the point

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    Dear Class of 2015,
    Dear Class of 2015,
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • June 5, 2015 3:35 pm

    If there is one thing that I wish someone would have said to me back when I was graduating high school, it would have been, “Just sleep on it!”

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    Never Heard of him
    Never Heard of him
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • May 20, 2015 6:54 pm

    An out-of-towner recently asked me if I knew a guy named Rod Fleck. “Of course I know him!” would have been the truthful answer

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    A sample of a Pennsylvania Driver license.
    The Life of Crime
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • May 14, 2015 6:45 pm

    A long, long time ago (last fall), in a land far, far away (30 miles out of Forks), I was pulled over by a law enforcement officer

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    Darn Those Nagging Moms
    Darn Those Nagging Moms
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • May 8, 2015 6:21 pm

    Mothers often are unfairly pegged as being nags who worry too much. That was not the case with my “mother” (my gram).

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    Too Forksonite-ish?
    Too Forksonite-ish?
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • April 30, 2015 3:34 pm

    In a desperate situation, when she was fresh out of the potty training stage, I taught my oldest to go to the bathroom in the great

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    The Ford Family...
    The Army of Forks
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • April 16, 2015 3:43 pm

    Having grown up here, I am no stranger to the neverending generosity and support found in Forks. Most of you probably bought something from me at one time or another when I was in school.

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    Memory Lane
    Memory Lane
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • March 20, 2015 6:20 pm

    You have been forced to stare at my mug up there 125 times. I apologize for that, but to celebrate my 125th column

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    Me Haul!
    Me-Haul!
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • March 13, 2015 5:54 pm

    If you don’t know me, you should know that I’m roughly as tall as the average third-grader. For this reason,

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    Better Late Than Never … Right?
    Better Late Than Never … Right?
    By Christy Rasmussen Ford • February 26, 2015 3:49 pm

    A little over two years ago, an otherwise logical man came to a very illogical conclusion that I was wife-material. He proposed on Christmas Day with a karat and a carrot (seriously). Like any normal woman,

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