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Where have all the macaroni necklaces gone?
Back when I was a kid, I really hated when old people started sentences with “Back when I…
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Pants required
I say that I have a day job, but technically speaking, I work at night. I would say…
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Something ‘bout Those Romeos
If anyone can find a house in Forks that doesn’t have at least one pair of romeos inside,…
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Typical Christy Move
A few days from today would have been my grandma’s 77th birthday. In her memory, I’d like to…
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Ethel Returns
If you have been reading this for very long, you might remember my friend Ethel. Ethel appeared in…
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The Dirt on Chinook
I am a huge fan of Chinook Pharmacy. I’m not just saying that to get a personal parking…
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The Real Forks Night before Christmas
’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town The businesses in Forks (except 76) were all…
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Shop Forks first!
On the way to Port Angeles the other day, I was listening to some random Canadian radio station.…
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Top Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Forks (but can read on the Internet)
10. Forks doesn’t get that much rain. Found on an online blog on the subject of Forks, “As…
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Second annual, Thanksgiving-ish, “What I’m Thankful For” column
10. I am thankful for all of the power outages that remind me to not take electricity or…
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Forks: Not As Scary As Tacoma
A list recently came out naming the most crime-filled places in Washington. Tacoma was voted the crimiest. This…
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Mascotting FES Part II
The school district is asking for input on mascotting the intermediate school, or as I like to call…
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Broken Promises
A while back I was at the police station. Just to set the record straight, I did not…