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Articles by Christy Rasmussen Ford
A not so pretty horse.....
Attention owners of unattractive horses
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • February 4, 2016 4:18 pm

To everyone thinking of moving to Wilbur, Wash., the place is not as amazing as you think. Before you pack up and move there……..

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Oh Gram….
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • January 28, 2016 2:45 pm

I know that every woman says this about her precious loved one so you might be thinking I am just biased by love …..

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Dear Thievers Part II,
Dear Thievers Part II,
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • January 20, 2016 7:07 pm

I’m guessing that when you broke into that shed a few weeks ago and then went back to steal a truck, you didn’t spend one-second thinking of the person you were stealing from. ……..

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Hard core fan plan
Hard core fan plan
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • January 14, 2016 6:34 pm

Living in Pittsburgh taught me a few eye-opening things. For example, there are stores out there that do not sell Johnny’s Seasoning Salt ……..

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2016 Prediction
2016 Prediction
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • January 7, 2016 6:10 pm

As some of you may recall, this is my third annual predictions column. If for some reason, you do not remember my previous predictions, please get your “Christy’s Columns” scrapbook out and…….

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So I Wrote a Book
So I Wrote a Book
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • January 7, 2016 5:54 pm

For the first 26 years of my life, I was seriously intent on becoming a lawyer. In a weird series of events though …….

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Not everyone has a chainsaw, you know
Not everyone has a chainsaw, you know
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • December 30, 2015 5:52 pm

After our latest super storm, a lady from Port Townsend posted a picture on Facebook of her “storm damage”……..

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The Mayor Who Stole Christmas
The Mayor Who Stole Christmas
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • December 23, 2015 6:17 pm

Every Forksonite in Forks liked Christmas a lot
But years ago, Bryon Monohon definitely did NOT……..

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This elf also does housework!
Elfie-Thingie
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • December 23, 2015 5:31 pm

If you have kids or have seen any kids in the past couple of years, you’ve probably heard of the new-ish Christmas tradition………..

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Puffin review
Puffin review
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • December 11, 2015 6:26 pm

A few weeks ago, I stood outside the new Puffin Store and watched a pizza delivery car pull up. I thought to myself, “Well, isn’t that ironic?! Someone at THIS store has the………..

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The Gravy Train
The Gravy Train
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • December 3, 2015 12:34 pm

Even before birth, I knew that I was going to hate cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Therefore……..

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Rasmussen-Ford Plumbing?
Rasmussen-Ford Plumbing?
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • November 27, 2015 5:36 pm

Last week, while showering, I noticed that I was taking a shath (shower/bath combo). Shaths are lovely sometimes, ……..

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Chicken skin
Chicken skin
By Christy Rasmussen Ford • November 19, 2015 1:10 pm

Every year, right before Halloween, I remind myself that I need to tell my eerie tale. Every year I forget because……..

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